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[cellomusette]

Today was really pizza-flavored.
I got out of bed really early because the iguana escaped his cage and decided to jump all over my face.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth.

Last night I had to go and pay Joshua's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He's only 16!

I want to tell the world that I'm gay.

I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to my mom, for putting up with my shit for 24 years and changing my diapers without ever acting on the urge to throw me out the 3rd story window.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a special type of cancer that can be cured just by eating a lot of sugar snap peas. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you pizza-flavored.

Last night was fantastic. Just me and the squirrels, man. Outside on my porch, drinkin' Miller High Life. Yeah. One of the little bastards copied my black mohawk though so I kick him. Fuckin' rodents man, no originality.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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Comments

[maedbh7.livejournal.com]

You're beautiful! Tell Buzz I said Hi :) -H...

[watercolorblue.livejournal.com]

lol i have clay all over my face right now and i look like Swamp thing. it's awesome

[dragonwolf-24.livejournal.com]

i was about to ask who hacked into your computer, LOL

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

You're beautiful.

Tell Joshua that punching the clerk at Wal-Mart is *not* punk-rock, the clerk is just another underpaid victim of capitalism and globalization who doesn't deserve that shit. Real punk-rock would have been jumping up on the cash register and shouting "ANARCHY!" just before running out the door with the stolen beer under his arm so he could get drunk later. That would have been soooo punk!

[watercolorblue.livejournal.com]

And he shoulda tossed the clerk a beer before running out of the store. It's the only nice thing to do. Think about it, you work at WalMart, YOU NEED A BEER.

(Yes, Good Charlotte is very bad. )