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me: "this is ridiculous"
me: "i want to be eaten by wild dogs"
mom: "why not?"
me: "i said i DO want to be eaten by wild dogs"
mom: "why don't you want to be eaten by wild dogs?"
me: "i DO, i DO want to be EATEN by WILD DOGS!!! yes, eat me DOGGIE"
mom: "well it's good to try new experiences, that's what i always say"
mom: "feel like going to stop and shop to pick up some artichokes?"
me: "ok sure"

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is it wrong that bacardi and diet coke are helping me get through the next 48 hours or so?
if not, do you really think i give a shit?
why do i get hit on by 40 year old men at sears?
what the hell am i doing at sears?
why is this entry written entirely in the form of questions?

dear friends

to anyone with a phone...
now that i have the ability to make a lot of long-distance calls, i would like some numbers to call. this means you. email me your phone number at princessparsely@yahoo.com and we'll get in touch.

survey says, hannah has too much time on her hands

when in doubt, fill out a self-indulgent survey.

-what's in your cd player: Talking Heads, Remain in Light
-what color socks are you wearing: white
-what's under your bed: the floor
-what time did you wake up today: 10a.m.

FUTURE.
-what is your career going to be: scientist or graphic designer
-where are you going to live: Pacific Northwest, California, Canada, Santa Fe
-how many kids do you want: two at the most.
-what kind of car will you drive: gas-electric hybrid. or maybe a truck.

CURRENT.
-hair: short and black.
-clothes: random non-matching pajamas.
-worry: will i find a life situation that i can tolerate, will i make friends, will i be isolated and alone, will i ever get to sleep, etc.
-favorite article of clothing: black carwash skirt i got at goodwill this week for two bucks.
-one person you wish was here right now: Kisti.
-favorite authors: Margaret Atwood, Salman Rushdie, Rita Mae Brown, Anne Rice to name a few.
-do you think too much: i never stop
-famous person you have met: can't remember...
-do you have any regrets: i'm constantly racking up regrets because of my unfortunate shy streak
-sex or love: that's a close call. ok, love, i guess.
-what makes you mad: car expenses, asshole roommates, bad plumbing, people who constantly babble on about the world being out to get them
-do you find it hard to trust people: not with most things, but on certain levels i don't even trust myself.
-gold or silver: silver

.LAST.
-last book you read: Vittorio the Vampire, Anne Rice
-last movie you saw: Threesome
-last movie you saw on the big screen: CHicago
-last show you watched on tv: probably Buffy...should I be making a guilty face?
-last song you heard: Tori Amos, "Sweet Sangria"
-last thing you had to drink: rum and DIET COKE!
-last thing you ate: this wierd salad with artichoke hearts that mom made...it was good.
-last time you showered: this morning
-last time you smiled: about 15 minutes ago while i was on the phone.
-last time you laughed: see above.
-last person you hugged: not counting my mother? Rodelinde.
-last person you talked to online: Jake
-last person you talked to on the phone: Chris B.
.
DO YOU.
-smoke: occasionally
-do drugs: not recreationally
-drink: yes, more lately since life has become an annoyance overall and i enjoy dulling my nerves
-have a crush: yeah, and it's really annoying, i wish it were like a growth i could burn off with some sort of corrosive
-have a boyfriend: nope
-play an instrument: guitar, cello, some bass, some keyboard
-read the newspaper: nope
-have any gay or lesbian friends: most of them are, actually.
-consider yourself tolerant: yes
-like the taste of alcohol: yeah, unless it's disgusting house liquor
-pray: no
-go to church: i avoid religious gatherings like the bubonic plague
-talk to strangers: yeah, sometimes i just can't help myself...other times i'd rather cut off my foot than talk to anyone, or at least it seems that way...until a person comes along and i'm suddenly inspired to be decent to them
-have any piercings: 3 in my ears
-have any tattoos: some day i would like to give myself one, maybe
-hate yourself: sometimes. when i don't meet my own standards.
-wish on stars: no. i think i'd have better luck if i prayed to George Carlin.
-like your handwriting: yes, my handwriting is walking that nice line between neat and artistically sloppy
-have a second family: my friends are my second family *drips cheeze*
-sing in the shower: with those fabulous bathroom acoustics? of course!!!