have yourself a merry little shitmas

i will only celebrate christmas next year providing the following factors are in place:

*auntie cheryl is staying in DC where her drunk ass belongs.

*uncle dan has cab money so we can send him home if he gets all wierd on us.

*steve and joanne have a place saved for me at the christmas day table and will let me stay there christmas eve if my mom drives me out of the house.

*my mother is DONE going through menopause.

one good thing came out of this. i used my christmas money to get cross country skis. kickass.