ah, boston

as an experiment, i decided to attend an exclusive sex party in somerville...being the innocent that i am i thought this would be mighty educational. it was not as intimidating as i thought it would be, though this might be partially due to the quantity of merlot i consumed. i didn't really do anything. because i never do. are you kidding? i'm an innocent!

actually innocence has nothing to do with it, so much as having an impenetrable physical wall surrounding me at all times. i'm more comfortable being slapped than being kissed.

because of the merlot, i developed a rather righteous headache in the sushi restaurant and put on some minty wintergreen ointment. but my host is ALLERGIC TO MINT. it gives her ASTHMA. did i feel like an asshole? umm....yeah...then i came downstairs and accidentally interrupted her in the middle of a serious angsty discussion with her housemate. lucky me, i get to make a lousy impression TWICE in one day!!

it's all kind of frustrating...and it makes me feel bad, because i want her to like me of course. oh well. i've showered off the mint shit and left her alone with the housemate...so things can only improve, i hope.

i also received a really neat response to a roommate ad i placed for free online. a professional cellist in Framingham contacted me to live in her house. she seems pretty nifty. interview this wednesday...must get job and place to live. oh yes.

water is good. you should go have some. if you're not allergic.