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What's that, body? You're hungry, eh? And you want...fish and chips? Oh and...your legs hurt too? And you're all creaky? Hm. Bugger that. Should I take care of the hurties first, or the hungries? What's that? Can't hear ya...signal's a bit fuzzy...

I could make you some rice pasta marinara, would that do it for you, body? Oh what's this, you want me to put on the water heater for an epsom bath and whip you up a banana smoothie? Geez, you should've just said so!
cellomusette: (fish lips me)
f i didn't have my big toes/
i would walk a crooked path/
and if i didn't have ten fingers/
i wouldn't be no good at math/
and if i didn't have no tongue/
i couldn't tell jokes to make other people laugh/
so i'm thankful for all my body parts/
that i still have./

/

if i didn't have my kneecaps/
i couldn't kneel before the lord/
or before any of my boyfriends/
i wouldn't get no dates no more/
if i didn't have no liver/
i couldn't drink a toast to you/
then spend a week up at the Betty/
detoxing off cocaine and booze/

/

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